dammit sammy we exorcise not exercise
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
i accidentally looked up baby alpacas and well sweet jesus this brought tears to my eyes oh my god
i refuse to believe this is a real creature it looks like its felted omg
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
welcome to Doctor who bitches
the third member of the holy trinity wants its say
Sherlock: We may not have ‘monsters’, but you should see us in a crown.
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?